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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

posted 15 hours ago with 217,972 notes

shoutucker2:

your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto 

posted 23 hours ago with 31,735 notes

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

posted 23 hours ago with 2,499 notes

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck